Signature Sage Gifts

"Gemini. You?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

One way only.

George Martin

Gustav Holst

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Early emojis

Liv Ullmann

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."