Silicon Sage Gifts

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wikipedia...

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

One way only.

George Martin

Gustav Holst

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Computer spying.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Gawk

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

Why god isn't listening...

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'