Satellite Sage Gifts

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

'I'll make some walking-around money repairing satellites.'

'I'm afraid he's become to dependent on technology. I don't think he could find his rear end without a GPS.'

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Wikipedia...

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Jules Henri Poincare

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.