Sage Gifts

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Thesaurus Company

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

One way only.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Jules Henri Poincare

Gawk

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)