Sage Philosopher Gifts

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

British savings accounts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Justice

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

God finger

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Manspreading in Art

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'