Humorist Sage Gifts

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Voltaire

Justice

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Manspreading in Art

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

God finger

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Barry Cryer.

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

White House Correspondents' Dinner: Featuring the Comedian-in-Chief.

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

Benjamin Disraeli

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'