Humorist Sage Pillows

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Voltaire

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Justice

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

God finger

Manspreading in Art

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

Benjamin Disraeli

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."