Psychological Sage Pillows

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

British savings accounts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Justice

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Bishop with a crozier case.

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Manspreading in Art

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

God finger