Satirical Sage Gifts

Let Me Be Vague

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

The 11th Commandment

"Some people think culture is music..."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Man Walking On Missiles With Metal Detector

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you, but has the side-effect of bankruptcy...'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..."

"You should stay offline, son. Nobody likes Internet trolls."

"Wait a minute...isn't this blasphemy? I thought that it's not allowed to depict idiots!"

"We're living through 2020 and you're wasting money renting horror movies?"

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Justice

Nepotism

Done Thievin': 'There's no shame left any more...'

"If I'd known they were going to win I'd have never have voted for them."

'There they go again cutting into my favorite programs with news nobody cares about. . .!'

British savings accounts

"Satire? Just a joke? No, my dear! You have perfectly presented the modern definition of the term 'Art'!"

Before you start to complain about the Bank I have to warn you there's a $5 whinge fee.

God finger

"I'm glad we got out when we did."

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

'If you survive these, there's a chance you'll get better.'

"If Jewish donors are abandoning Labour, what's to become of Corbyn?"

"Is this Randy the love doctor?" "Speaking. What ails you, brother?" "I'm tired of holding my girlfriend's purse while she's shopping. How do I get out of doing that?" "Simple. Lose her purse." "But wouldn't she be mad at me? I'd be in the dog house!" "'Dog house' is just the codependent man's way of saying 'man cave.'"

Manspreading in Art

"If there be any gay or lesbian characters remaining inside this TV set to whose true sexual orientation we have not yet been alerted, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

In the Final Analysis

Worst. God. Ever.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."