Opinionated Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for the opinionated sage? Explore our collection of clever, humorous, and insightful gifts that celebrate their unique personality. Whether they’re known for their wise cracks or outspoken advice, our products add a fun, personal touch to their space or daily routine. From witty mugs to statement prints, find the ideal gift that respects their creative and outspoken spirit while bringing a smile to their face.

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The muse for letters to the editor. mockup

The muse for letters to the editor.

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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British savings accounts

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

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The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?' mockup

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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Voltaire

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Justice

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The 11th Commandment

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US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

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Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours. mockup

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

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Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!' mockup

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

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God finger

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"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"I wish you people would just read the blog." mockup

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

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How To Cut The Defense Budget

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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing." mockup

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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Manspreading in Art

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'They say ninety is the new eighty.' mockup

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

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"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer." mockup

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

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'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.' mockup

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

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"Don't worry, it's nothing."

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"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you." mockup

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

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Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

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Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!" mockup

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

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'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...' mockup

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

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'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.' mockup

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

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"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover." mockup

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

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'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.' mockup

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

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Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

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To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. mockup

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

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Opinionated Sage Gifts Collection

Opinionated Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the opinionated sage who loves sharing their insights with a humorous twist.

Opinionated Sage Pillows

Cushion their space with pillows featuring witty sayings or artistic statements for the opinionated and creative individual.

Opinionated Sage Prints

Browse our prints for a statement piece that reflects the opinionated sage’s sharp mind and creative flair.

Opinionated Sage T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that lets the opinionated sage express their bold personality and love for sharing their thoughts in style.