Opinionated Sage Pillows

The muse for letters to the editor.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Voltaire

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Justice

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

God finger

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Manspreading in Art

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Barry Cryer.

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

White House Correspondents' Dinner: Featuring the Comedian-in-Chief.

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,