Wise Sage Gifts

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Having a senior moment

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Man-to-man talk, Randy. Let's do this. What's wrong with you, man? What do you mean? Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'Newburg must be getting close to retirement - he's not easy to intimidate anymore.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"TIa Carmen, what would you do if you had your life to live over again?"

"Remember anything recently?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"I wish you people would just read the blog."