Quick-witted Sage Gifts

Barry Cryer.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Voltaire

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Justice

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Manspreading in Art

God finger

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

White House Correspondents' Dinner: Featuring the Comedian-in-Chief.

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Having a senior moment

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."