Quick-witted Sage Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Voltaire

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Justice

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

God finger

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Manspreading in Art

How To Cut The Defense Budget

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Having a senior moment

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."