Speed-reading Sage Gifts

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Independant Spelling Consultant.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"Just give me the broad strokes."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Liv Ullmann

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Guru Needs Tech Support

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

'You're consuming way too much sodium. Read the story of Lot's wife, and come back next week.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

The Guru.