Script Sage Gifts

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

Liv Ullmann

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Orson Welles

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Computer spying.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Sales Exit.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

Why god isn't listening...

Independant Spelling Consultant.

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."