Sketch Sage Gifts

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

One way only.

'Are you done yet?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Computer spying.

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Sales Exit.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."