Sketch Sage Mugs

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

One way only.

Fly Artist

'Are you done yet?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Computer spying.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Sales Exit.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."