Sculpture Sage Mugs

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One way only.

George Martin

Gustav Holst

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Sales Exit.

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Oscar Wilde

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"It's still in beta."

"I'm going to call it zero."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Early emojis

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

Early entrepreneurs

Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'Your Dell went to hell.'