Chart Sage Mugs

Sales Exit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Wikipedia...

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"I'm going to call it zero."