Storybook Sage Mugs

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

Fairy Library - Giant Ogre in Seven League Boots Pursues Children

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

George Saunders

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Bookworm Sleepover

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Lady of the bath...

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Treasure Island Book.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

The Paper Route

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

One way only.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

fairy tales

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Three Witches from Macbeth