Playbook Sage Mugs

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Lady of the bath...

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Paper Route

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Wikipedia...

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

Three Witches from Macbeth

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

IMHOtep

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Less roman, more clef."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

Sylvia Plath

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'I still have all my own teeth.'