Playbook Wizard Mugs

'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'

'Git yer forward passes, yer laterals, or yer handoffs here!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Piano Recital

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer Music

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

math faculty

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

In and out, in and out, in and out...

Illogic Tree

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Praying for a goal assist.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Computer whisperer.