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'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'

'Git yer forward passes, yer laterals, or yer handoffs here!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Piano Recital

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Computer Music

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

math faculty

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Illogic Tree

Computer whisperer.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."