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"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Lady of the bath...

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Wikipedia...

The Paper Route

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

"Less roman, more clef."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Three Witches from Macbeth

IMHOtep

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Sylvia Plath

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'