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"If you throw it to me I'll introduce you to my financial advisor."

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

'Throw the ball! I can't hold them much longer - the defence shields are weakening!'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Another delay-of-game penalty because you're not e-mailing the plays fast enough.'

'On this play, Mathers runs a square-in route from the left side and Simpson runs a square-in route from the right...'

In a cost cutting move, NFL teams begin outsourcing jobs once held by domestic offensive coordinators.

'Today's session is on bail bondsmen.'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

'He's severely strained relations with his teammates... get his agent.'

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'Sorry, But I can't go long. It will violate my parole.'

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

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"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Wish you would've warned me about this. I hate getting ambushed.'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.