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'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'That prince is in for some real in-law problems.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Dorothy and Toto

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Puss in Heels

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Free Little Library

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.