Storybook Analyst T-Shirts

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Runaway Horse

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Bookworm Sleepover

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Knights of the bedside table.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Treasure Island Book.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Dorothy and Toto

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

fairy tales

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"