Storybook Analyst Pillows

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Runaway Horse

Bookworm Sleepover

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Treasure Island Book.

Knights of the bedside table.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Dorothy and Toto

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'