Script Sage Pillows

Add a touch of wit and comfort to their space with pillows that celebrate the script sage’s passion for storytelling—perfect for relaxing after a day of creative writing.

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"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me." mockup

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

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"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie." mockup

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

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Liv Ullmann

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger." mockup

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

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'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

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"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night." mockup

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

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'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?' mockup

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

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One way only.

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A book reviewer reads between the margins.

A book reviewer reads between the margins. mockup

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

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'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?' mockup

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

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'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.' mockup

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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"Is there a dramaturge in the house?" mockup

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

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"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password." mockup

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked." mockup

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

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Computer spying.

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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,' mockup

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

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Sales Exit.

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!" mockup

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

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"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!" mockup

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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Why god isn't listening...

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Independant Spelling Consultant.

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'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.' mockup

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

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"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski." mockup

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

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"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

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