Story Sage Gifts

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Lady of the bath...

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

The Paper Route

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Music producers.

One way only.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

"Less roman, more clef."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Three Witches from Macbeth

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."