Profit-seeking Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for the profit-seeking sage? Our collection features witty and clever items that celebrate their entrepreneurial mindset and sharp wit. Perfect for those who thrive on smart humor and financial success, these gifts add a touch of humor to their day-to-day hustle. Whether for a self-made go-getter or a business-minded friend, our products blend humor with inspiration, making their journey to wealth a little more delightful.

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'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.' mockup

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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That party went well.

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic." mockup

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

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'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,' mockup

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

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The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?' mockup

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

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Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done. mockup

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

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"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa." mockup

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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Tariff Adjustment

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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing." mockup

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"I wish you people would just read the blog." mockup

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

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'Probably just another correctional movement.'

'Probably just another correctional movement.' mockup

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

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'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.' mockup

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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'They say ninety is the new eighty.' mockup

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

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'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.' mockup

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

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'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.' mockup

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

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"Don't worry, it's nothing."

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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'He's a successful investment advisor.' mockup

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

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"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have." mockup

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

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'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...' mockup

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

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'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.' mockup

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'

'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.' mockup

'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'

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Having a senior moment

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'There's more to life than winning; there's also taking losses as tax write-offs, That's it?'

'There's more to life than winning; there's also taking losses as tax write-offs, That's it?' mockup

'There's more to life than winning; there's also taking losses as tax write-offs, That's it?'

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Profit-seeking Sage Gifts Collection

Profit-seeking Sage Mugs

Discover more clever mugs designed for profit-seeking sages—perfect for punctuating their mornings with humor and motivation.

Profit-seeking Sage Pillows

Find cozy, humorous pillows for your profit-seeker—adding personality and comfort to their favorite spaces.

Profit-seeking Sage Prints

Browse our inspired prints that combine humor and ambition—perfect for decorating your favorite entrepreneur’s workspace.

Profit-seeking Sage T-Shirts

Explore our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate the entrepreneurial spirit with humor and style—ideal for the profit-seeker in your life.