Money-savvy Sage Gifts

"If I gave you a raise, it would put you in a higher tax bracket and you would have less take home pay."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Tariff Adjustment

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

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"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

Barry Cryer.

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

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'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

The Circle.

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

'Investments in money funds increased this month on news it TAKES money to MAKE money.'

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."