Business Sage Gifts

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Have ideals, fine - bit never let them cloud your business judgement.'

'There's more to life than winning; there's also taking losses as tax write-offs, That's it?'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Tell me again Frank, about the employees and what they did."

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Career Choices

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Between Offices

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Twitter censorship

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."