Strategic Sage Gifts

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."