Street Smart Sage Gifts

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

It's the biofuel generation.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Climate Summit

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The oil trap.

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

SWOTs

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."