Sustainability Sage Gifts

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

The oil trap.

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Way too environmentally friendly'

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

'They don't seem to be very popular with the customers.'

"I feel less guilty when we bring our eco-friendly canvas bags."

Climate Change Rhetoric

Apples this year...last year...next year.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'We home recycle.'

The Cost of Photocopying

"I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally friendly shows on the tele."

"I wish there was something we could do to reduce global warming!"

'If you want to reduce your 'carbon footprint', you'll have to get rid of the fire and invent a smaller wheel.'

"The grass is always greener where I dump out my old caldo."

"You come to me with a fossil-fuel powered device?? How dare you!!??"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Stop Global Warming!

Pope Francis

Climate Summit

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Keep the universe tidy.

"When did you first realise people were abusing you?"

It's the biofuel generation.

'You know, just in case, why don't you make them biodegradable?'

'Hey you, pick up that candy bar wrapper!'

Man watering a factory.