Eco-friendly Sage Gifts

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

The Authentic Christmas.

Climate Summit

It's the biofuel generation.

"First you make a roux."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

A wiser and a better man

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Saguaro Cacti.

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Trusting

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

Fish near-death experiences.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

The perils of overwork.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."