Eco-friendly Sage T-Shirts

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"First you make a roux."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

The Authentic Christmas.

Climate Summit

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

It's the biofuel generation.

A wiser and a better man

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Saguaro Cacti.

Trusting

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Fish near-death experiences.

Climate Change Rhetoric

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

The perils of overwork.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

Pathway to adaptation