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The perils of overwork.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

The Authentic Christmas.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Climate Summit

It's the biofuel generation.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

A wiser and a better man

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Trusting

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

How to believe in yourself.

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'