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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

One way only.

A wiser and a better man

The Authentic Christmas.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Trusting

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

Fish near-death experiences.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

The perils of overwork.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"It's the gluten-free edition."

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"