Sustainable Sage Gifts

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"First you make a roux."

Climate Summit

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

It's the biofuel generation.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

A wiser and a better man

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Trusting

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

The perils of overwork.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

Pathway to adaptation

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.