Industrial Sage Gifts

CO2 emissions

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Career Choices

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Between Offices

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Music producers.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

The Authentic Christmas.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Tariff Adjustment

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"