Industrial Sage Gifts

CO2 emissions

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Career Choices

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Between Offices

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Music producers.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

The Authentic Christmas.

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Tariff Adjustment

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'