Workplace Sage Gifts

"How come you have your name on your desk, and I get my name on my chest?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Can we talk through a decision I already made?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Career Choices

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Between Offices

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Climate Summit

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

It's the biofuel generation.

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

The oil trap.

"I make money, therefore I am."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'