Savings Sage Gifts

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'Remember kids....life's not all about looking good - it's what's on the inside that counts...'

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'Don't spend money I don't have, eh! Always, a simple solution to a complex problem!'

Have you heard of the miracle of compound interest, Rudy? I think. It's when your money earns interest, and then you earn interest on both your money and your interest. Is that like spending? What? No, it's the opposite of spending. The opposite of spending is buying. What? No, it's ... You're going to die penniless!!! Have you heard of the miracle of credit cards?

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

A wiser and a better man

Trusting

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

ATM machine has smiley and frowning faces

Man throws his piggy bank into the ocean, taking him with it.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The Authentic Christmas.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

It's the biofuel generation.

Climate Summit

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."