The Return of Guarded Optimism
Stock Sage Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about creative pursuits? Our Stock Sage collection offers witty and inspiring items that honor their inventive spirit. Perfect for artists, writers, and thinkers, these products add a touch of cleverness to their daily routine. Whether it's a quirky mug, a stylish t-shirt, or a thoughtful print, you'll find something that sparks their imagination and celebrates their creative journey.
"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"
"The market was very volatile today."
'We did bounce around for a while, but as you can see, we're now back on course.'
The Art of Economic Analysis.
"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
Down Jo_es.
'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'
I forget, is it buy low sell high or sell low buy high?'
Long and Short Term Investments.
A fortune cookie for investors.
'Blue chip stocks fell on fears tech stocks would rise. Tech stocks dropped on fears blue chips would rise.'
Say, aren't you the fellow who recommended I invest in all those now defunct techno stocks?
Investor's Nightmare.
The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.
'Buy on the dips, Dip!'
'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!
'This equation of economic theory attempts to predict the results of a speculative trade, a day after it is placed.'
'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'
The Stock Market and Personal Income.
"Today stock index funds gained, on news that managed funds dropped."
Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."
"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"
'Investment advice? Sure...whatever goes up must come down.'
'Have an up day in heavy trading, dear!'
"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."
Attempting to understand the market: Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.
Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing you still have a sense of humour...
Melissa's Mark Prediction Service
China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'
Stock market full recovery?
'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'
'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'
'Oh Lord, bless this stock.'
Stock Sage Gifts Collection
Stock Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of Stock Sage mugs—perfect for fueling creativity and sparking inspiration with every sip.
Stock Sage Pillows
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Stock Sage Prints
Brighten their surroundings with a Stock Sage print—an inspiring and humorous addition to any creative space.
Stock Sage T-Shirts
Discover our witty Stock Sage t-shirts, designed to showcase the creative genius in everyone with humor and style.