Steroid Sage Gifts

'Didn't you hear? They've made the balls bigger to compensate for steroids.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

One way only.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!