Stoner Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the easygoing, wise spirit of a stoner sage? Our quirky collection combines humor and creativity, making it ideal for anyone who appreciates chill vibes, philosophical musings, and a touch of fun. Whether it's for a friend who loves relaxing with some good herb or someone with a laid-back outlook on life, our products bring a humorous twist to sage-like wisdom, perfect for displaying a relaxed, thoughtful attitude.

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"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time." mockup

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger." mockup

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.' mockup

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'" mockup

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

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"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album." mockup

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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Two Players both holding the same cue. mockup

Two Players both holding the same cue.

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Music producers.

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One way only.

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'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.' mockup

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

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"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?" mockup

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.' mockup

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

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"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born." mockup

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

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"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall." mockup

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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Melissa's Mark Prediction Service mockup

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked." mockup

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

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Computer spying.

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'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?' mockup

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

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"Is there a dramaturge in the house?" mockup

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,' mockup

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

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'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.' mockup

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend mockup

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

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"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios." mockup

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

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The Return of Guarded Optimism

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"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

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Stoner Sage Gifts Collection

Stoner Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of stoner sage mugs—great for daily rituals and adding a touch of humor to your morning routine.

Stoner Sage Pillows

Check out our stoner sage pillows—ideal for bringing humor and comfort to your favorite lounging areas.

Stoner Sage Prints

Browse our stoner sage prints—playful art that adds personality and a laid-back vibe to any space.

Stoner Sage T-Shirts

Discover our stoner sage t-shirts—perfect for showcasing your relaxed, wise spirit with a fun and fashionable twist.