Serene Sage Gifts

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Sigmund Freud.

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"It is my place!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Gustav Holst

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Stories about crumbs

Computer spying.

Windchimes

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Why god isn't listening...

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"