Serene Songster Gifts

'Still, small voice of calm..'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Non-Denominational Carols

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It is my place!"

Listening to Coldplay.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Fishing

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Tai Chi

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

Pianissimo

The perils of group meditation...

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

When still waters don't run deep.

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"