Serene Swimmer Gifts

When still waters don't run deep.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It is my place!"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Stories about crumbs

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Sea of Tranquillity

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Is it labor day already?'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Fishing

Tai Chi

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

The perils of group meditation...

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'Still, small voice of calm..'

"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."